When Maggie Simpson Can Get A Paper Into A Science Journal, You Know You’ve Got Trouble
Maggie Simpson is known more for her red pacifier than her gray matter. But somehow the youngest member of the fictional “Simpsons” clan had the brainpower to co-author a scientific paper and have it accepted for publication by not one but two real-life journals.
The unlikely tale begins with Dr. Alex Smolyanitsky, a Colorado-based materials scientist. As Smolyanitsky told The Huffington Post in an email, he was looking for a way to spotlight the laughably weak peer-review process used by certain scientific journals–ones that seem quick to accept just about any submitted paper as long as the author pays up.
So with the help of an online gibberish-generating program called SCIGen, Smolyanitsky prepared an article full of scientific mumbo-jumbo so nonsensical that even Homer could have spotted the prank–just have a look at a few of the opening lines from the paper, entitled “Fuzzy, Homogeneous Configurations:”
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